It's my birthday next week. I treated myself to a little gift. Let's face it, who else is going to buy me something this awesome? Yes, that is a two headed duckling. I love it and it is mine. No, they weren't born that way. It's a gaffe.
It's a family tradition to buy weird stuff from ebay. If only the mail lady had half a clue of what she was delivering. "That's terrible, I want it" is my motto. It explains my unusual wardrobe, collections and basically everything else about me. It's probably not a great life plan, but as I click over another year, it's unlikely that I will change.